Saturday, September 02, 2006

Maid in Japan



Tonight, Mai kindly took me to a Maid Cafe in Akihabara, something you'll never find in the States. The joint was called Cos-Cha. They have an all-Nihongo website at www.cos-cha.com, but there are few pictures (just impossibly-proportioned anime maids). Here is another website with photos and English descriptions of some other maid cafes in and around Tokyo's Electric Town. Notice that some of the maids are wearing big furry rabbit or cat ears on their heads? Don't ask, just accept it. I would have thought that this kind of establishment would be rare and underground, but I was wrong. Representatives from different cafes are posted right outside of Akihabara Station, handing out flyers to any passing nerd who looks ready to be parted from his money. The first time I walked by I got no love, but as soon as I strolled back without Mai, a maid in a frilly pink dress neatly pressed a flyer into my open hand and smiled as if by reflex.



*The above image is actually one of only two photos buried deep in the lacy folds of Cos-Cha's website, but I don't know if the featured maid really works there.

Filled with otaku (Nihonjin nerds), the draw of this particular place Mai brought me to seemed to be purchasing some extra contact with the waitresses in the form of a game of janken -- the Japanese version of 'rock paper scissors'. The maid brings out a drink with about eight small bowls, each with a different ingredient. The divertissement then begins: each time the otaku wins a round the maid puts something pleasant into the drink, like strawberry jam or sugar. If the maid wins, she adds a raw egg or natto, or some other nasty shit. You may think the finale is when the fool has to drink the concoction, but you'd only be half right: if he can't down the whole potion (including chewing and swallowing all the fermented soy beans) everybody gets to watch and applaud while the maid hauls off and slaps him across the face. That's right, these guys PAY for this stuff. Sadly, it's verboten to take pictures inside the cafe, so all I have to show for it is what I can find on the internet. For some live-action maid service -- sans slapping -- check out this CNN report, courtesy of YouTube:



THIS is what I came to Japan for! Mad foolish shenanigans and buffoonery that you just can't experience anywhere else in the world. Again, thank you Mai for enlightening me. Kon ban, benkyo ni narimashita.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Scads of Scat

Todaiji, "Great Eastern Temple"
I`ve spent the last day and a half in Nara, Japan`s first ancient capital. Today I saw, oh nothing, just the world`s oldest wooden structure (Horyuji Temple), as well as the world`s biggest all-wood structure (Todaiji Temple, above). There are seven Unesco-designated World Heritage Sites here in Nara alone, and I don`t even know how many Japanese National Treasures. But forget about that: there`s also a few thousand tame deer walking around the temple grounds and parks and gardens. Do a Google image search for `nara` and `deer` and you`ll begin to get an idea. They`re considered sacred messengers of the gods, so nobody molests them. In fact, it`s quite the other way round -- one large male bit my crotch today while I was feeding him. Don`t worry, daijobu desu. Can you picture all the beautiful temples, buddha statuary, sacred primeval forests and graceful deer scattered throughout? Can you imagine what the result of all that is? That`s right: deer shit caught in the treads of your sneakers. I was walking with my guide today (an archeological student) and had just stated how beautiful it was here, when I stepped in a bunch of turdy marbles. Mendokusai! I realize now how the Japanese tradition of removing one`s shoes before entering one`s house must have started.
Just before the crotch bite

Thursday, August 24, 2006

I'm in Japan at the moment

(adapted from an email I just typed)

...My uncle took me to a sushi-ya called Kyubei tonight for dinner. Oh, nothing, they're just the INVENTORS of the gunkan-maki method of rolling sushi. According to him it's one of the top few sushi restaurants in Tokyo, which would logically make it one of the best in our Solar System, right? After eating there I find that very easy to believe. I've never tasted its equal. The sushi chef gently placed our fish, wasabi, and ginger onto the cedar bar before us; there was no plate on the raised platform. We had toro sashimi that was like pats of butter, negi-toro (two orders, it was so good), anago x2 ways, ebi x2 ways, maguro sashimi with garlic and minced onions inserted into the slices, and uni (sea urchin). It was my first time trying it, and I hesitated for a split second; Like monkfish liver, which I tried once (and only once) at Echigo, I've heard it's an acquired taste. When I put it in my mouth, though, it was like a burst of sunshine and brine in my head. Like my finest dreams of a clean, crisp ocean. It was like a superlative caricature of what delicious sushi should taste like. My uncle related to me that once while he was in Cebu on holiday the boat boy brought live sea urchins up from the ocean floor, cracked them open and served them up raw -- he said the uni at Kyubei tasted even fresher. Apparently Kyubei is so old and respected that the daily fish market at Tsujiki reserves their best stuff for them.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Peace, Propaganda & The Promised Land

"Peace, Propaganda & the Promised Land provides a striking comparison of U.S. and international media coverage of the crisis in the Middle East, zeroing in on how structural distortions in U.S. coverage have reinforced false perceptions of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. This pivotal documentary exposes how the foreign policy interests of American political elites--oil, and a need to have a secure military base in the region, among others--work in combination with Israeli public relations strategies to exercise a powerful influence over how news from the region is reported.
Through the voices of scholars, media critics, peace activists, religious figures, and Middle East experts, Peace, Propaganda & the Promised Land carefully analyzes and explains how--through the use of language, framing and context--the Israeli occupation of the West Bank and Gaza remains hidden in the news media, and Israeli colonization of the occupied terrorities appears to be a defensive move rather than an offensive one. The documentary also explores the ways that U.S. journalists, for reasons ranging from intimidation to a lack of thorough investigation, have become complicit in carrying out Israel's PR campaign. At its core, the documentary raises questions about the ethics and role of journalism, and the relationship between media and politics."

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

"Bush's Fondness for Fundamentalism..."

Dnice just forwarded me a great article about how Bush and his Fundamentalist base are screwing the whole country. Again. Check it out at the Guardian -- here's the link. It was written by Karen Armstrong, an author who I admire greatly (I read her book A History of God last year). I'm tired of being sickened by this country. I want the America of my youth, an America of which I can be proud. Granted, I was only complacent then because I was ignorant of many harsh realities; it should be obvious, however, even to rational Republicans, that things have gotten much worse in the last 6 years.

Bush's policy on stem cell research is hypocritical. He appears to care more for blastocysts consisting of 50-150 cells than for fully-formed American children. Of course he wouldn't say that (though Tony Snow might), but the facts can't be ignored: Our infant mortality rate is "only the 42nd best in the world; the average baby has a better chance of surviving in Havana or Beijing." Bush's fanciful hallucinations of invisible beings ("God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did...") and evangelical inclinations are making a mockery of what this country once stood for as the first secular republic in history.

In my extensive experience, the invisible and the non-existent look very much alike*. I hereby declare myself a Bright.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

It's your fault that this happened.

How crazy are the Japanese? Who else would think to combine Parappa the Rapper, Tai Bo, and English lessons? And I mean crazy in a zany-next-door-neighbor-in-a-sitcom way, not the Heaven's Gate way. The kind of crazy one can laugh at, not fear.



I can't wait to go back.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Tippi: 07/15/93-04/14/06

"My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today."













Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Ten ways to argue about the war

I found this article on Salon.com and I'm reposting it here because it's intelligible, pithy, and logical. I opposed the invasion of Iraq and have advocated American troop withdrawal since the beginning, but sometimes I wonder how that military power vacuum would affect the future of the Near East. I wonder if it would not be better to stay and attempt to clean up the mess we made. I waver and hesitate, like much of the Democratic leadership does. Then I encounter an article like this one by Michael Schwartz that neatly lays out the facts and figures, and my resolve is strengthened. It's organized as a point-by-point response to an email he received from a war supporter entitled, "10 Questions".

How to talk back to die-hard war supporters
by Michael Schwartz (author and professor of Sociology at the State University of New York at Stony Brook)

1. Nothing was mentioned about improvements in Iraq (elections, water and energy, schools). No Saddam to fear! Water and energy delivery as well as schools are worse off than before the U.S. invasion. Ditto for the state of hospitals (and medical supplies), highways and oil production. Elections are a positive change, but the elected government does not have more than a semblance of actual sovereignty, and therefore the Iraqi people have no power to make real choices about their future. One critical example: The Shiite/Kurdish political coalition now in power ran on a platform whose primary promise was that, if elected, they would set and enforce a timetable for American withdrawal. As soon as they took power, they reneged on this promise (apparently under pressure from the United States). They have also proved quite incapable of fulfilling their other campaign promises about restoring services and rebuilding the country; and for that reason (as well as others), their constituents (primarily the Shiites) are becoming ever more disillusioned. In the most recent polls, Shiite Iraqis now are about 70 percent in favor of U.S. withdrawal.

2. Nothing was mentioned about Iraqis who want the U.S. to remain (especially the Kurds and the majority of Iraqi women). Among the three principal ethno-religious groups in Iraq, the Sunnis (about a fifth of the population) are almost unanimous in their opposition to the American presence, while around 70 percent of the Shiites (themselves about 60 percent of the population) want the United States to withdraw. Hence, even before we consider the Kurds, the majority of Iraqis are in favor of a full-scale American departure "as soon as possible." It is true that the Kurds (about 20 percent of the population) favor the United States remaining. However, they have their own militias, and many of them do not want significant numbers of American troops in their territory. (The U.S. presence there is small scale at the moment.) What they desire is a U.S. occupation for someone else, not themselves. I think we can safely say that the vast majority of Iraqis oppose the presence of U.S. troops. I know of no study indicating that Iraqi women favor the U.S. presence. Perhaps you are referring to the fact that large numbers of women in Iraq are upset and angry over the erosion of their rights since the fall of Saddam. I know some commentators claim that the U.S. presence is insurance against further erosion of those rights, but everything I have read indicates that a significant number of Iraqi women (like all other Iraqis) blame the Bush administration for these policies. After all, the Americans installed in power (and continue to support) the political forces spearheading anti-woman policies in the country. Polling data does not indicate that any sizable group of Sunni or Shiite women support a continued U.S. presence.

3. Nothing was mentioned about the benefits of the U.S. military gaining valuable experience and knowledge daily. Certainly, the U.S. gains military and political "experience" from the war, as from any war, but at the expense of many deaths (2,127) and injuries (at least 15,704) to American soldiers. Beyond these publicly listed casualty figures lie the endless ways in which the lives of our soldiers are permanently damaged: On Nov. 26, for example, the New York Times reported on a recent Army study indicating that 17 percent of all personnel sent to Iraq have "serious symptoms of depression, anxiety, or post-traumatic stress disorder." Since about a million American troops have now seen service in Iraq, approximately 170,000 have gained the "experience" of having a severe mental problem. Moreover, the war experience in Iraq has proved so demoralizing to the military that many of the best soldiers are leaving at the end of their tours, instead of staying on in active or reserve status. This is undermining the viability of the military, long term.

U.S. casualties, of course, have been dwarfed by the damage done to the Iraqi people. Between 25,000 and 40,000 Iraqi civilians are dying each year -- and multitudes are injured. We are wrecking the country's infrastructure.

Certainly there is a better way to gain experience than this.

4. Nothing was mentioned about the future benefits of a strong democracy in the Middle East. We can all agree that a strong democracy in the Middle East would have huge benefits for Iraq and for its neighbors as well as for the rest of the world. If I thought that our actions there were helping to bring this about, perhaps I might also believe that the benefits of an active democracy outweighed at least some of the many problems we have been creating. But from the beginning, the talk of democracy was a hollow mantra, just one of a group of public rationalizations for a war motivated by the Bush administration's desire to dominate Middle Eastern politics and economics. The U.S. government has never actually relinquished sovereignty to the Iraqi government.

5. Nothing was mentioned about the future benefits of oil reserves. Though the Bush administration denies it, many observers agree with you that access to Iraqi oil was a major motivation for the war. But we need to understand the nature of this motivation. Even before the invasion, when U.N. sanctions were still in place against Saddam Hussein's regime, American oil companies could (and, in many cases, did) buy Iraqi oil at market price. The issue was never "access" to Iraqi oil in the sense of simply being able to buy it. The Bush administration was thinking about other kinds of energy access, including controlling the heartland of the word's main future oil supplies and giving American oil companies privileged access to Iraqi oil reserves. (See, for example, the recent report by the Global Policy Forum.) It's my contention that such privileged "access" for U.S. oil companies would not help the American people. Moreover, such privileged access would have deprived the Iraqis of their right to use the oil to their own benefit -- something they desperately need now that the Saddam Hussein regime, 12 years of brutal sanctions, and the current war have gutted the country.

The best approach for us (but not necessarily for the American oil companies) would be to buy our oil on the open market, put our research money into conservation and renewable fuels instead of military adventures, and avoid trying to get "control" of something that doesn't belong to us.

6. Nothing was mentioned about what fundamentalist Muslims would like to achieve. I assume that, when you refer to "fundamentalist Muslims," you are referring to terrorists, including those in Iraq and those who attacked the World Trade Center, the London tube, and the Madrid trains. First, I have to disagree with this identification of the terrorists (who are indeed fundamentalist) with all fundamentalist Muslims. That would be the same as characterizing those who bombed the Oklahoma City Federal Building as "fundamentalist Christians" and then implying that the destruction of such buildings is what all fundamentalist Christians yearn to achieve.

Second, I disagree with the implicit argument that somehow withdrawal will allow the terrorists to dominate Iraqi society and impose a horrible regime on an Iraq bent on attacking its neighbors and the United States. A large part of my commentary in favor of withdrawal was devoted to debunking this prevalent idea. I think I made a reasonably good case for the possibility that Bush administration actions in Iraq are creating and strengthening the terrorist groups within the Iraqi resistance. The longer the United States stays, the more the Islamic terrorists there are likely gain strength; the sooner the United States leaves, the more quickly the resistance will subside, and -- with it -- support for terrorism. The administration's Iraqi occupation policies are the equivalent of a nightmarish self-fulfilling prophesy.

7. Nothing was mentioned about the results of the U.S. evacuation from Southeast Asia (over a million killed within 5 years). I think we need to disentangle two different events involving the (forced) American departure from Southeast Asia. First, there was Vietnam, where it was always predicted that a horrendous bloodbath would follow any American withdrawal. Indeed, there were certainly deaths there after the U.S. left, and many refugees fled the country, some for the United States. But whatever these figures may have been, they were dwarfed by the incredible bloodbath that the U.S. created by being in Vietnam in the first place. Reputable sources suggest that millions of Vietnamese died (and countless others were permanently wounded) during the war years. We must conclude, therefore, that in Vietnam our departure actually resulted in a drastic decline in the levels of violence, and – sometime afterward – an end to the havoc and destruction; not to speak of the fact that, for years now, the United States has had plenty of "credibility" in Vietnam. Second, there was the holocaust in Cambodia, which may well have resulted in a million or more deaths. This was also, however, a complex consequence of the U.S. presence in Southeast Asia, not a result of our departure. Cambodia had a stable, neutral government until the Nixon administration launched massive secret bombings against its territory, invaded the country, destabilized the regime, and set in motion the grim unraveling that led to the rise of the murderous Khmer Rouge. If the U.S. had withdrawn from Vietnam in 1965 or 1968, that holocaust would quite certainly never have happened.

The situation in Iraq is not that dissimilar. If the U.S. withdraws soon, there is at least a reasonable chance that the violence will subside quickly and that peace and stability in the region might ever so slowly take hold. The longer the U.S. stays – further destroying the Iraqi infrastructure and destabilizing neighboring regimes (like Syria and Iran) – the more likely it is that horrific civil wars and other forms of brutality will indeed occur.

8. Nothing was mentioned about the reputation of the U.S. if it retreats. Don't forget the quotes about Somalia from Osama Bin Laden. "Cut and Run." Here we agree. If the U.S. withdraws, this "retreat" will undermine U.S. credibility whenever, in the future, an administration threatens to use military power to force another country to submit to its demands (and may also, as after Vietnam, make Americans far more wary about sending troops abroad to fight presidential wars of choice). I think there are two important implications that derive from this observation.

The first is that this has, in fact, already happened. The most crystalline case making this point is that of Iran, whose leaders were much more compliant to U.S. demands /before/ the Iraq invasion than now that they have seen how the Iraqi resistance has frustrated our military. In fact, the invasion of Iraq has probably done more to strengthen the oppressive Iranian regime, domestically and in the Middle East, than any set of events in the past quarter-century. In other words – from your point of view – the longer the Bush administration stays and flounders, the more it undermines its ability to use the threat of military intervention to force other countries to conform to its demands.

From my point of view – and this is the second implication I want to point out – the undermining of U.S. credibility is one of the few good things that has resulted from the war in Iraq. I do not believe that anything positive is likely to come from American military adventures; quite the contrary, the Bush administration (and the Clinton, earlier Bush, and Reagan administrations) have used military power to impose bad policies on other countries. We would be much better off, I believe, with the multi-polar world that many Americans advocate (and this administration loathes the very thought of), in which no single state (including the U.S.) could impose itself on others without at least the support of a great many others. We would be far better off in a multitude of ways if our country stopped spending more on its military than the rest of the world combined and started spending some of that money on things that would actually improve the welfare of our people.

9. Nothing was mentioned about Germany, Japan, Korea, and the former Yugoslavia. Should we get out of those? Where was the prewar planning to get out of all those locations. Did Lincoln have a prewar plan to leave the South? I agree that some wars, some interventions, and some occupations can be positive things (without evaluating the particulars of the examples you offer). That does not mean that all, or even most, of them are good. The invasion, occupation, and destruction of Iraq is neither justified, nor moral.

10. Nothing was mentioned about 9/11, where we were attacked by fundamentalist Muslims. How do we change their attitudes? This query rests on two premises: The first belongs to the Bush administration and was part of the package of lies and intelligence manipulations that it used to hustle Congress and the American people into war – the claim that Saddam Hussein's regime and the terrorists who attacked the United States on Sept. 11, 2001, had anything in common or any ties whatsoever. They didn't, and the truth is that 9/11, important as it was, really should have nothing to do with Iraq and no place in any discussion of the war there – or at least that was certainly true until George Bush and his advisers managed almost single-handedly to recreate Iraq as the "central theater in the war on terror."

The second premise is one held by many Americans – that the only way to change the attitudes of those who are fighting the U.S. involves "whipping their ass," which rests on another commonly held opinion – that "these people only understand force." Attitudes are never changed in this way. Every serious scholar who studies terrorism agrees on this essential point: Terrorism arises from the misery that many people are forced to live in or in close proximity to. It is misguided and criminal, but it nevertheless derives from complaints people have about their daily lives, about the humiliations they experience in the larger social and political worlds they inhabit, and about the apparent impossibility of changing these circumstances.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Paris is not burning

Four days later and I'm finally done with all the photos. There are 34 pics of me and the family in Paris uploaded here. Contrary to popular opinion, Paris was NOT burning during the first part of November. Many of our friends left us emails and voicemail messages expressing concern, but all the conflagrations you saw on the news were in the suburbs, not the city center. See for yourself. The most drama we had was when JC was pickpocketed by a little Gypsy girl on the subway in Rome.

Tonight I had a short text message conversation with a friend from Thailand who recently moved to the U.S. to marry a guy in Kansas City. I've been wondering how she was adjusting, since she'd never been out of Thailand before and now all of a sudden she's married and...in Kansas City.

Thai Friend: Hey Man what r u doing on friday night?Otake care.
Me: Hi! Just got back from Europe, still jetlagged, going to gym. How've u been?
Thai Friend: we going to the elk club...again. Oh god!!
Me: HAHA! Don't really know what that is, but I feel sorry for u.
Thai Friend: Elk club is drunk old man with funny had.

I really do feel sorry for her, but still, the thought of her in an Elks lodge with a bunch of "drunk old man with funny had" made me LOL.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Home again, home again, jiggidy-jig!

Back to LA, after a few weeks in Rome and Paris. I've uploaded 48 pics of Rome, and I'll do Paris soon, too. It just takes awhile to resize them in Photoshop, since sometimes I get carried away with cropping and adjusting contrast levels. Goddamn, I feel low. Post-travel weltschmertz never gets any easier. In fact, it seems to get harder with every trip.

The loft is in dire need of a thorough autumn cleaning, but I just can't find the motivation to get anything done.