Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Drag & Drop the Middle East

Niger yellowcake uranium forgeries; Burj Dubai Tower; Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran; genocide in Darfur; the July War/Second Lebanon War...need to place all these events and places you hear about on the news into a geographical context?

click here to take a nifty Middle East geography quiz!

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Bush officially sucks. What else is new?

According to the latest CBS News Poll, that smirking chimp in the White House is at a new low: 28% approval ratings. Which puts him pretty damn close to Nixon's all-time low of 24%. Am I gleeful that my intuitions and premonitions have come true? At the cost to our country (see left sidebar, below photos), of course not. But it is gratifying to see so many of my fellow countrymen and women who once thought me foolish for not supporting Bush in all his supreme inadequacy are finally coming around to the truth that "stepping in dogshit" (35%) gets a higher approval rating than Bush. So do "small breasts" (50%) and "the name Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt" (29%). At his new low, Bush is tied with "body hair on guys". I'm not making this stuff up. Check out the fresh intelligence over at RadarOnline.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Skin + Bones

Walt Disney Concert Hall

Sunday, some friends and I explored the worthwhile Skin + Bones exhibit at MOCA. I snapped this with the new nihon-jin camera on the way out.

an article of note

Dear Internet,

I have stumbled across an article worthy of your attention and posted it below. It was written for Good Magazine by Michael Silverblatt, the soporific-voiced host of Bookworm on KCRW. Please read it if you can.


Michael Silverblatt "on books"

How did it start? First it was a friend saying, "I don't read as much as I used to."

This was someone who read Gravity's Rainbow as soon as it came out, but all these years later still hasn't opened Mason & Dixon. Maybe he owns David Foster Wallace's essays or subscribes to McSweeney's, but he simply doesn't have time to read everything now. Of course, he never read everything anyway. He just knew about everything new and smart and hot.

A few years later he says, "I just don't have time to read anymore."

Well, hell, who doesn't know him? The first horrible job, the first baby, the house that needs renovating, the hours spent googling on the computer. No time.

Then later still: "I don't read."

This in the same proud voice of someone who, when asked for a match, says a little too quickly, "I don't smoke." Or, holding a hand over the wineglass, says to the waiter, "I don't drink."

Then the nadir. Last month I had a conversation that boiled down to:

"What do you do?"

"I host a public radio show about books."

"I hate reading."

I felt like I'd been spat at or slapped. I fought the impulse to say, "Well, I hate you." But soon I met a whole brigade of reading haters. My niece hates reading, an art dealer I met hates reading, the publisher of a brand-new magazine hates reading. So, after crawling out of a puddle of tears, I began to wonder why people hate reading. Why do they say it so calmly? Why do they say it to me? Once they would have hid the truth and pretended to care.

I think the answer I came up with is interesting, and I want to tell it to you, and I want you to listen and to stop laughing at me. Sit down.

I think you have never been taught to read.

I know I shouldn't say this to you (you're very nice) but I know it to be true, or true in so many cases that the exceptions don't matter.

In 1962, poet-critic Randall Jarrell published his essay "The Schools of Yesteryear." In it, he examines the Appleton Readers, once the most popular school readers used in American public schools, and he found that in 1880, the fifth-grade reader contained works by Byron, Coleridge, Cervantes, Dickens, Emerson, Jefferson, Shakespeare , Shelley, Thoreau, Mark Twain and "simpler writers such as Scott, Burns, Longfellow, Cooper, Audubon, Poe, Benjamin Franklin and Washington Irving."

Fourth-graders were reading Gray's "Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard" and poems by Wordsworth. If you're thinking to yourself, "How could that be? I didn't encounter anything like this until college," well, that's exactly Jarrell's point.

A decision was made about how to teach reading that, by the 1950's, ensured Americans would not know their own (or any other) culture. We're all consequences of that decision.

Remember second grade? We opened our class readers and read something like:

See the dog run!

Go, dog. Go!

Go, go, go.

And in case you missed the point, this was accompanied by a bright picture of a dog . . . going. We were given more and more of this, readers and workbooks and special projects, and the sure thing is that these words were not written by a writer but by a committee, a committee of reading specialists whose assignment was to create a program to guarantee that everyone would be able to read by the fourth grade.

"Able to read" means, of course, able to recognize simple words, a skill of sorts but not to be confused with reading. We were taught to recognize words but not to enjoy reading, and we weren't given anything of value to read. So we learned not to read, but to respond to a reading technology.

What did the technology leave out? Only everything. The crucial thing it omitted is the rich and valuable experience of incomprehension, the most important element of reading. The art (as opposed to the technology) of reading requires that you develop a beautiful tolerance for incomprehension. The greatest books are the books that you come to understand more deeply with time, with age, with rereading.

I would bet you my entire library that after elementary school you never read the school reader again, except perhaps to laugh at it. Why would you reread "Go dog, go?"

It has nothing to tell you about dogs, or running, or going (whatever that is). It teaches you effective word recognition, but reading isn't done with just the eyes, or the eyes and the lips, it's done with the mind. "Go dog, go!" doesn't engage the mind, not even a child's mind. All it does is give the child the experience of achievement, instant and complete understanding - in other words, the usual American virtue of immediate gratification.

If the teacher read you a scene from A Midsummer Night's Dream in third grade, and then you struggled to read it out loud with the rest of the class in fourth grade, and you read the complete play in seventh grade-you would have the incredible experience of discovering that the mind comes to terms with its own incomprehension. The clearing of the fog of incomprehension is the yardstick of growth, every kind of growth: emotional, intellectual, moral, aesthetic, human growth.

By now it isn't just one generation of kids that wasn't taught to read, their parents weren't taught either.

"A new figure has conquered the social stage. This new species is the second-order illiterate," writes Hans Magnus Enzensberger, a brilliant German culture critic, in his essay "In Praise of Illiteracy."

"It contributes to the second-order illiterate's sense of well-being that he has no idea that he is a second-order illiterate. He considers himself well-informed; he can decipher instructions on appliances and tools; he can decode pictograms and checks. . . . The ideal medium for the second-order illiterate is television."

By now second-order illiteracy has become so common that we elect second-order illiterates to office. Our president is only the most obvious example. Other second-order illiterates seem to identify with and to be consoled by the second-order illiteracy of their leaders. They like direct statement (they learned from that school reader) and have low tolerance for complex argument-really for complexity of any kind.

I don't have a solution, but I'll make a deal with you. If you will compromise and admit that you don't hate reading, I promise never to recommend a book that will waste your time. Maybe, gradually, I can persuade you to do good: to help change the way reading is taught in this country. Maybe we can alter our future.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Japanese Folly

From a Western perspective, there's a lot to admire in Japan. As with all countries, however, there's also a fair amount to loathe.

When an ethicity, nationality, culture or religion is involved with something heinous, they often justify their actions by invoking the rights of tradition. "It is our way," they say to critics. "You as outsiders do not understand our culture and should therefore not censure our activities or rituals." This reasoning has been used to deter meddling and defend repression, persecution, and even genocide throughout the ages. Tradition and heritage have no right to be included in any discussion of ethics or morality. Our ancestors were benighted fools who believed the Earth was flat, black people constituted only three-fifths of a human being, and that slavery was morally just. The Japanese are invoking this same ludicrous logic right now. Every year the government there sponsors a "dolphin drive" to herd marine mammals into shallow bays and coves and then cut or bludgeon them at close range with knives and clubs. They are left to bleed, and then pulled from the water by their tails.

In the face of international (and some domestic) pressure to put a halt to this centuries-old tradition, Takumi Fukuda, the fisheries attache at the Japanese Emabassy in Washington, D.C., responded with, "It is kind of our cultural activity. We think it is important."

Dolphins are some of the most intelligent and self-aware creatures on this planet. They are one of the few animals (along with chimpanzees, elephants and humans) who can recognize themselves in a mirror. They deserve better than to be sold as fake whale meat and dog food. The image below is from today's Washington Post.



Click here for a short but informative National Geographic article on the dolphin hunts, and how a bottlenose with four limbs -- perhaps evidence that dolphins evolved from land animals -- was caught up in the culling.

Roughly 16,000 dolphins have already been killed, and the Japanese fishermen are going for over 20,000 by April.

If you'd like to help end the slaughter of dolphins in Japan, click here to add your name to a petition sponsored by The Ocean Project, that will eventually be sent to Shinzo Abe, Japan's new Prime Minister.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Cool toys

I've just found some links to real-time indicators of both the National Debt and the ongoing price tag of the Iraq War (because, after all, the cost involves much more than dollar bills). Both are posted in the sidebar to the left; click on them to link to the hard data on zfacts.com.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

What country do we live in?

I have come to the indignant realization that I no longer live in the United States of America; it is the nation-state it once was in name only. Dick Cheney, he who tells U.S. senators to "go fuck themselves", has eviscerated the constitutional meat of this country and left behind the meaningless husk for the rest of us to pick over. Two days ago a man named Steven Howards filed a lawsuit against a member of the Secret Service for a wrongful arrest this past June. According to the Rocky Mountain News, "Howards was walking his 7-year-old son to a piano practice, when he saw Cheney surrounded by a group of people in an outdoor mall area, shaking hands and posing for pictures with several people.

According to the lawsuit filed at U.S. District Court in Denver, Howards and his son walked to about two-to-three feet from where Cheney was standing, and said to the vice president, "I think your policies in Iraq are reprehensible," or words to that effect, then walked on.

Ten minutes later, according to Howards' lawsuit, he and his son were walking back through the same area, when they were approached by Secret Service agent Virgil D. "Gus" Reichle Jr., who asked Howards if he had "assaulted" the vice president. Howards denied doing so, but was nonetheless placed in handcuffs and taken to the Eagle County Jail."

It was a mix-up, you say, a one-time mistake and the charges were dismissed. Yes, they were dismissed -- three weeks later. Thankfully Steve Howards didn't roll over and plead guilty to a lesser charge like some other people might have; he remembers that people still possess the right to free speech in this country. Thank you, Steve, for pushing back.

This wasn't the first time something like this has happened, however. In Indiana in 2002, Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer John Blair was arrested for holding a sign that read, "CHENEY-19th Century Energy Man" across the street from a convention center where Cheney was hosting a fundraiser for a local Congressman. Two weeks later, the prosecuting attorney dismissed the charges. Allegedly the arresting officers lied about the arrest. Read about Blair's Orwellian experience here, and lament the fact that Cheney and his smirking pet chimpanzee have two more years in office.

Hey Dick, go fuck yourself. It's our country, too.